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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"

"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"My biggest complaint about Batman v Superman is how the movie always just assumes you know which one is which."

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."

"What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? A star-spangled banner"

"It's not Wingardium Leviosa It's Wingardium Leviosah-Dude"

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"

"I heard abortions are quite exhausting.. I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you."