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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"I just became the mayor of ""Giving Away Tons of Personal Data to Corporations and Government Agencies Because I'm an Idiot"" on FourSquare!"

"Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?"

"Chimney Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney"

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"Raise your hands if you just completed a gymnastics routine."

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."

"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."

"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"