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Joke of the Day
"It's not Wingardium Leviosa It's Wingardium Leviosah-Dude"
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"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"
"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"
"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"Whenever I'm done with peeing, I like to sing ""shake it off"" when I'm done."
"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."
"I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office. I was hard at work."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny period"
"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."