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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? A star-spangled banner"

"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"Viagra, it won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either."

"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"Arby's also has a secret menu. If you order a ""phone book"" they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat."

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips."

"The outer-space toilet was truly revolutionary... ... Now men are able to go where no man has gone before."

"www.google.corn"