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Joke of the Day

"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"

"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"

"3 biggest women lies :) 1. I will not change after marriage. 2. I forgive you. --- EDIT: 2. It's fine. I forgive you. 3. I am going shopping. I will be back in 30 minutes."

"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word"

"Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot"

"I just came up with a new word! Plagiarism!"

"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"