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Joke of the Day

"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."

"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."

"What's the difference between a 13 year old girl and a cow? No really, what's the difference? I accidentally mixed up all the meat in my freezer."

"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."

"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."

"Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the ""Grease"" soundtrack."

"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."