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Joke of the Day
"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "
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"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."
"*scrolling through Liam Neeson action movies* Sigh, why are all the good ones either GREY or TAKEN"
"Her: ""How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!"" Me: ""I know, I'm completely exhausted."""
"It remains a puzzle . . . It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy. I whispered back that I liked being called a cab."
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"My girlfriend always keep her boobs pressed against my face when she asks me for expensive things.She calls it the ""Booby trap"""
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"My friend told me how electricity was measured. And I was like watt."