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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept"
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"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"I'll believe self-help books work when I see a bunch of them on a sane person's bookshelf."
"What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees? A graduated cylinder. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the only joke I've ever thought of."
"What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? A firecracker"
"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"
"I was just about to get offended by a stranger on the Internet when I remembered I'm not an idiot."
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"
"Pssst! I'm voting. Does anyone know the answer to #4? And who do I show my tits for extra credit? That old lady doesn't look interested."