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Joke of the Day
"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"
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"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."
"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"
"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""
"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."
"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"