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Joke of the Day

"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."

"WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?! Want to Hear a Joke? My Life :)"

"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."

"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"

"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."

"What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis? Goats"

"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."

"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"

"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."

"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"