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Joke of the Day
"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"
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"Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think ""look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."""
"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"
"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"
"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."
"""Does this uniform make me look fat?"" Asked the insecurity guard."
"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"
"Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit? Everywhere."
"I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas."
"I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff."