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Joke of the Day

"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"

"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."

"What did the stone say to the hill? Let's Rock and Roll."

"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"

"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"

"My friend's spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game."

"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"

"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."

"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."

"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."