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Joke of the Day
"Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit? Everywhere."
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"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
"Neck Exercises by G. Rarff"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."
"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."
"How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say ""BINGO!"""
"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."
"School portraits would be way cooler if they were all mid-spaghetti-bite candids."
"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."
"I was on a ride at a funfair. One minute I was laughing my head off. Next I felt angry. Then I just became very sad. Turns out I was on an emotional roller coaster."