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Joke of the Day
"Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit? Everywhere."
Next Joke
"I was walking down the street one day and saw a young black man carrying a bike... And thought to myself ""is that mine?"" Then I remembered no. Mine's at home doing the dishes."
"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"
"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow I can't wait"
"Why the Japanese kill fish? because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish"
"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"