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Joke of the Day

"I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff."

"Why is a gay God purty cool? Because he makes two Adams smash together"

"We are happily married She's happy, and I am married!"

"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"

"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"

"What s the weight of a hipster? One Insta-gramm"

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."

"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."