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Joke of the Day
"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"
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"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."
"My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each."
"There is still no cure for mornings."
"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"
"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."
"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"
"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"Told my dad about watching Friends on Netflix... Replies with: ""It's better than watching enemies on netflix."""