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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle. ""My uncle's a cop, you know,"" he said. ""Oh, really?"" ""No, O'Riley."""

"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."

"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"

"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."

"Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row."

"My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""