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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."

"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'"

"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."

"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"

"My friend the Scarecrow just got a promotion He was outstanding in his field"

"What did the /r/science mod say to the user? [removed]"

"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."