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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Jaws backwards... Its about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach"

"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"

"Fuck. We're gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails"

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird. Thanks folks, tip your waitresses I'll be here all day!"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."

"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"

"Searching for porn gifs... Results be like, ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."""

"Doctor: How long has this been bothering you? Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's."

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""