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Joke of the Day
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""
Next Joke
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"What is the most offensive joke you know? I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst?"
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."
"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."
"You know you're single when the only calls you get at night are Nature's."
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."
"Religion is like farts... Everyone likes the smell of their own, but not someone doing it in their face. Hope it hasn't been said before :)"