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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""

"My good friend is the world's best hitman... ...earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing."

"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"

"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!"

"I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween... ...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year."

"The candidates keep appealing to ""Hard Working Americans""... But what about the Reddit community?"

"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"