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Joke of the Day

"What is the most offensive joke you know? I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst?"

"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."

"What do you get when you stick your dick in yogurt without asking first? Rape culture."

"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"

"What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common? they are both 8........"

"What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny."

"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."

"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"

"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."

"Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner? Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin."