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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."
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"Where do people with Ebola go when they die? Bloody hell"
"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."
"I'm not saying you're fat, but you should consider having CPR instructions tattooed on your chest."
"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""
"What is the scariest thing to read in braile? ""Do not touch"""
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""
"Happy April Foo... ...oh shit"
"What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin"
"Where do criminal spiders hang out? The deep web"