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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""
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"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."
"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."
"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."
"I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child."
"How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight."
"Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents)."
" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"
"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"