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Joke of the Day
"What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin"
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"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."
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"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"
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