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Joke of the Day
"Where do criminal spiders hang out? The deep web"
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"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."
"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"
"If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman."
"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."
"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"
"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"
"What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church? A visitor."
"""Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck."" - makers of Spam."