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Joke of the Day
"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."
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"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."
"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"
"Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends."
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."
"I think I have a premature ejaculation problem it seems to come out of nowhere."
"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"