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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine"
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"Why does Bill Clinton chew gum all the time? He has an oral fixation."
"Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees."
"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs."
"""Be cool, it's the cops"" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen"
"I pulled a girl in a nightclub last night. She said ""What the fuck are you doing"" and walked back out."
"So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?"
"Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes? Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car"
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."
"It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."