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Joke of the Day

"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"Did you hear about the house the lesbians built? All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!"

"Yoshi meets Mario's parents. ""Nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years."""

"Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet."

"Want to know how to not get malware? To late, you already clicked the link."

"Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle."

"They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know."

"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""