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Joke of the Day
"If you're a registered sex offender, do you get a discount?"
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"If you think your girlfriend has a great sense of humor... try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."
"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."
"""And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price."" 1 Walgreens 15:4"
"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"
"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."
"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."
"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"
"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."
"Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors."