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Joke of the Day

"""And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price."" 1 Walgreens 15:4"

"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""

"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."

"Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year? He's Biden his time."

"I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient"

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters."

"99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code."

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."

"Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in."