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Joke of the Day
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"
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"I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%."""
"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"
"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"
"What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!"
"Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental."
"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food? These are nacho-nachos."
"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"