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Joke of the Day

"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"

"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."

"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."

"Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!"

"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"

"My university was really pissed off when they found out that I had a BSc., MSc., and a PhD. They really gave me the third degree."

"Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra before comitting suicide He died hard"