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Joke of the Day

"What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!"

"There was a huge accident on the freeway today involving two Astro Vans filled with Mexican families... ... Over 100 people were involved in the accident..."

"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"

"Did you hear Santa is getting divorced? Mrs. Clause caught him with a HO-HO-HO......"

"My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria"

"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."

"I was out when I saw a bIack man running with a TV. ""That looks like mine"" I thought, so I went home and checked but no, mine was still there, polishing my shoes."

"Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."

"Women don't know what they want. Men don't know what they have."