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Joke of the Day
"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"
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"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"
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"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."
"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."
"I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!"
"What is the most up-voted comment of all time? ""repost"""