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Joke of the Day

"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."

"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"

"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."

"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"

"The memory foam in my mattress is probably wishing it could forget me."

"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."

"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."

"What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar? The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was."

"How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor? Straight, No Chaser."