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Joke of the Day

"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."

"Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows."

"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."

"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."

"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."

"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."

"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"

"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Dont talk to the middle leg he is a dick."

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."