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Joke of the Day

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"

"Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them."

"Have you ever been fooled by the MAF method? MAF = Make-up + Angle + Filter"

"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"

"My friend's new girlfriend A buddy of mine was telling me about his new girlfriend, particularly that she likes to bake Italian bread and plays on a baseball team. I asked, ""Ciabatta?"""

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."

"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."

"Wife just found out my ring tone for her is ""ding dong the witch is dead"" so if anyone wants to race to Canada READY SET GO"

"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."