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Joke of the Day

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one or not."

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."

"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"

"It would be cool if a jar of Nutella had more than one serving in it..."

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."

"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."

"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""

"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."