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Joke of the Day
"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"
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"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"
"Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning"
"Maybe I'm like Spider-Man except I got bit by a radioactive sloth."
"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men."
"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"
"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."
"[PRESS CONFERENCE] Me: I'm going on the record. Yes, I'd go back in time to kill a baby Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler? Me: sure, whoever"
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"
"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."