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Joke of the Day
"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"
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"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("
"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"
"I farted in a full elevator yesterday, it was wrong on so many levels."
"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"
"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."
"I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise."
"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono."
"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""