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Joke of the Day
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"
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"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
"Sex Ed in 2015"
"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."
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"Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer? Because she's probably a keeper."
"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
"Looking back 2016 was a very eventful year. But I guarantee 2017 will trump it."