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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"

"There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend."

"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES???"

"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."

"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""

"Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life."

"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."