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Joke of the Day
"What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? He got turnip"
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"I just took a huge shit. I feel really bad because it wasn't mine and stealing is wrong."
"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."
"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."
"What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette."
"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"
"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"
"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."
"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."