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Joke of the Day
"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."
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"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"
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"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."
"I bumped into the guy that invented the globe. It's a small world."