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Joke of the Day

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."

"There should be a second 'The Ugly Duckling' written Benjamin Button-style for all the cute kids that turn out ugly."

"I won't believe Johnny Depp is engaged until I've seen he's put a ring, 90 bracelets, 7 scarves, a fedora and an ugly pair of glasses on it."

"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."

"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."

"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"

"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""