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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear something ironic? Aliens abduct a fisherman"
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"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."
"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"
"What do you call a Norse god after a workout? Thor"
"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."
"What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news? Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny"
"Every funeral is open-casket if you've got a crowbar and a sense of adventure."
"If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail."
"Why is six uncomfortable around seven? Because seven times seven was odd"