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Joke of the Day
"Every funeral is open-casket if you've got a crowbar and a sense of adventure."
Next Joke
"What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills? An ambulance."
"So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high."
"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."
"I'm not gay I've just got an alternative sexuality."
"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."
"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."