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Joke of the Day

"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."

"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"

"Siri does the best Stephen Hawking impression."

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark."

"Yo mama middle name is Rambo."

"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto."

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin... It might taste the same but that shit just ain't right."

"How did they come up with Canada's name? Well first they picked a C, eh. Then an N, eh. Then a D, eh."