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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher."
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"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets? Max"
"University.... Close to being unemployed but with your parents still being proud of you"
"Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well? ... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)"
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""
"David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: ""Hi mate just checking in, u k?"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."