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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
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"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."
"You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim"
"Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game."
"What kind of a cake requires goggles to eat? Bukkake"
"Lobsters gonna lobst."
"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"
"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."
"A LOT of people have been photobombing my shots of Waldo"