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Joke of the Day
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
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"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."
"Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor ""Have you ever turned down heroin?"" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers."
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers!"
"So I took a bite of a Hoagie that wasn't mine... Oops wrong sub."
"The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was ""funny and spontaneous"" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming..."
"ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!"
"Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby."