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Joke of the Day
"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."
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"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."
"""At least you're going to get a lot of material out of this,"" is comedian-speak for, ""Sorry about your life, dude."""
"What's Jewish and runs? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"My girlfriend told me she's going to break up with me if I don't stop with these nosebleeds... So I tell her ""Hey, if you can find better tickets, YOU look for them!"""
"Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
"Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?"
"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."
"The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day."