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Joke of the Day

"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"

"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"

"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."

"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."

"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""

"What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar"

"Why did they put Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill and not Barack Obama? Because if that were the case, you'd never get change."

"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."